No it's not ok to…

Tag me in photos if:
1. You don't actually know me… And by know–meaning we've shaken hands or had at minimum one conversation that lasted more than 30 minutes…
2. The photo has nothing to do with me, my thoughts, my words, my image, or my life…
3. The photo contains a human doing a stupid feat of strength…
4. The photo contains an animal doing something "cute."
5. The photo is not actually a photo but a bizarre fantasy laden cartoon goddess you are attempting to make people believe you look like…
6. Any form of cleavage…
7. Any form of buttocks…
8. Any form of a Baldwin…
9. The photo comes with an accompanying resume and job application for a job opening we haven't posted. (We have no openings…)
10. Any clothing actually from or retro-activated to appear to be something worn in the 1970's…